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from Open Door Coffee Co.; Hudson, OH; Oct. 26, 2016

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Spoon River MIddle School: 29

Terry Crowe 

Disciplinary Form: Participant 

I know.  I already turned in my form.  But I forgot to mention something.  Did you know that in Ohio there is no limit to the number of crows you can kill in a season?  No limit!
And did you know that the season runs more than eight entire months?
It’s only on weekends (Friday through Sunday), so you can work all week—go to school—whatever—and kill crows all weekend.  Most of the year.
Did you ever wonder: How many months out of the year to crows get to kill you?

Chris Cross 

Disciplinary Form: Participant 

I turned the other cheek.  Please tell my dad I turned the other cheek!

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