Sixteen
Nights go quickly when you stay asleep,
so I couldn’t really believe it when I heard Father brushing his teeth. Hadn’t
we just gone to bed?
But streaks of dawn sneaking below the
curtains told me the night was over. And a day I feared, dreaded, and anticipated
had already begun.
***
At a little restaurant not far from the
motel, Father and I reviewed our plans one more time. I couldn’t eat—I merely
nibbled at the bagel I’d ordered.
And then we drove off to the site where
I’d arranged to meet Dr. Eastbrook and to tell him where he could find his
device.
The place was on 114th Street
and 1st Avenue in nearby Lansingsburgh, New York, right near the
Hudson River. Father dropped me at the site and drove off with tears in his
eyes, but he could not stay: He’d promised.
It was about 8:45 that morning when he
drove off—Will I ever see him again? I wondered. But I could not let
myself get emotional now. Too much depended on my calm, on my preparation for
this encounter.
Dr. Eastbrook had agreed to arrive at 9,
and I wondered what kind of car he would be driving. There was not much traffic
on 1st Avenue, and virtually none on 114th Street, which
came to an end where it hit 1st. If you kept driving east, you’d end
up, very quickly, in the Hudson River, which flows calmly along in parallel
with 1st Avenue.
A small patch of woods stood between 1st
and the river.
And across the street stood a very famous
house once occupied by a very famous writer, Herman Melville. It’s not a
museum, and the only clue to its significance is the historical marker outside.
I walked over and read it:
HERMAN MELVILLE
AUTHOR OF “MOBY DICK”
FAMILY HOME 1838–1847
DID HIS EARLIEST WRITING AND
COMPLETED FIRST TWO BOOKS
HERE, “TYPEE” AND “OMOO”
But the house was empty now—with a For
Sale sign in the front yard.
While I was waiting, I stared at that
house, imagined the brilliant man who had lived there for nine years, who would
write Moby-Dick.
As nine o’clock neared, I began to get a
little worried. Did Dr. Eastbrook have some kind of plot he was about to
execute? Was I about to discover what it feels like to underestimate an
opponent?
But then I heard the sound of a motorboat
out on the river. I moved through the few trees and saw something that nearly
sent me running away. In the boat were Dr. Eastbrook and Blue Boyle … well,
sort of. There were actually two Blue Boyles, one with a bandage on his
forehead.
***
I’ll admit it: I was more than a little
surprised, though; as I stood there, mesmerized, I quickly realized what had
happened—and it confirmed something I’d thought of earlier. But as I saw Dr.
Eastbrook arrive at the shore, I decided to play dumb. To act surprised—well,
more surprised than I actually was.
He and the two Blues walked up into the
trees, saw me, and grinned like three Cheshire Cats. He saw my (falsely) startled
face and smiled with pride.
“I think I surprised you,” he said.
“Yes. You could say that.”
The two Blues just stared at me—though
the one with the bandage on his forehead seemed a bit angry. What? Just
because I knocked you out with a rock?! I silently joked.
“I thought we agreed this would be a
private meeting—just the two of us,” I said.
Dr. Eastbrook shrugged. “Kids lie,” he
said. “So I figured I’d better bring some back-up.”
I snapped back at him, “So it turns out
that you’re the liar.”
“Guess so.” He smiled even more broadly.
“Better to lie than to be lied to.”
“No wonder your wife left you,” I said.
Now that he did not like. “You
have no idea what you’re talking about,” he said, the smile vanishing
from his face.
“Oh, don’t I?”
“You do not. And if you don’t stop
this line of … conversation … these two friendly fellows”—he gestured back at
the two Blues—“are going to have some fun this morning. One of them,
especially, would really like some … alone time with you.”
“I’m sure he does,” I said, still trying
to project some confidence—though I’ll admit it was getting harder to do so.
“Let’s get down to business,” he said.
“Where’s the device?”
“Not yet,” I said. “I need some
assurances from you—though since you’ve already declared yourself a proud liar,
I’m not even sure what I’m doing here.”
“What assurances?”
“That you will vanish from my life, from
Father’s life. Permanently.”
“That’s easy enough.”
“Not really,” I said. “You have to put it
in writing. In this envelope.” I had taken some stationery and an envelope from
the motel desk—as well as a stamp. “You’re going to write what I tell you.
You’re going to put it in this envelope and seal it. You are going to give it
back to me, and I am going to walk over there”—I pointed to a mail-drop out by
the road—“and we are going to wait until the mailman comes by—which is in about
five minutes—and picks it up. So … you’d better get to work.” I handed him the
materials. Told him what to write. He did.
I took it over to the mail-drop, addressed
it to John, back in Ohio, pulled the lever, put it inside. Returned to Dr.
Eastbrook.
“And now we’ll wait,” I said.
Sure enough, in just a few minutes the
mail Jeep came by, picked up the letters inside the drop, and drove off.
“You think you’re clever, don’t you?”
said Dr. Eastbrook.
“Maybe,” I said. “But I’m just trying to protect
my father—and myself.”
Dr. Eastbrook just smiled. I didn’t like
the look of it.
***
“Well,” said Dr. Eastbrook, “are you
ready to show me where you’ve concealed my property.”
I turned and pointed to the Melville
house. “It’s in there,” I said.
“How could it be!” he barked.
“That’s a private home—”
“Do you see the For Sale sign?” I asked.
He looked, then nodded.
“Well, I said, “the house is empty—and
appears to have been that way for quite a while. And I have a … way … with
locks.”
“I’ll bet you do,” he said.
We walked across 1st Avenue,
pretended to be looking the property over. We saw one motorist approach, so we
pointed at the house, as if we were interested in buying it. Of course, I
wondered what the motorist would think of those two giant Blues who were with
us.
Once there was no traffic in sight, we
quickly moved to the back door, which I had previously unlocked. We moved to
the kitchen, and on the counter sat Dr. Eastbrook’s device.
“At last!” he said. And moved quickly
toward it.
That was my clue to exit.
I didn’t get far.
“Stop her!” he cried. “Something is wrong
here.”
And both Blues had my escape route
blocked with their massive bodies.
***
The Blue-with-the-bandage picked me up as
easily as I would pick up a doll (though I can’t be sure: I never owned one)
and turned me around to face Dr. Eastbrook, whose face was tomato-red—with
anger, I supposed.
“What have you done to this!” he
demanded.
“Done to what?” I tried.
“To this!” And he shoved his
device in my face.
“I can’t tell what it is,” I said. “Stop
waving it around.”
He nodded to the other Blue, who slapped
me in the face—so hard that I nearly passed out.
“I see,” I managed. “I see it clearly.”
“Then tell me what you’ve done to it!
And no more games—I’m about to turn these two guys loose on you.”
“Your two sons?” I said as calmly as I
could, my ears ringing, my cheek burning in pain.
That stopped him. He stared at me.
“What did you just say?”
“Your two sons,” I repeated. And then I
added, “How many more of them are there?”
Now he was stuttering. “What are you—?”
“You know perfectly well what I’m talking
about,” I said. “That ‘device,’ as you call it, is a part—a very key part—of
your human cloning project.”
“How
on earth—”
“I’ve had that ‘device’ since we left
Green Island,” I said. “I’ve been looking at it carefully, and it didn’t take
me all that long to figure out what it was—and what you were doing.
“And by the way,” I added, “it doesn’t
work anymore—and won’t ever work again.”
I saw the fury surge in him like a flash
flood.
“Blues!” he bellowed. “Finish her!”
Smiles formed on their faces like cracks
in glass.
And then the door opened behind them, and
in walked someone I recognized immediately, a young man in his mid-twenties.
“Who are you?” croaked Dr. Eastwood.
“I have a couple of more pressing
questions,” replied the young man. “Who are you? And what are you
doing in my house?”
“Your house? But I thought—”
“Well, sort of,” he said. “I haven’t
actually lived here since 1847. But in other ways, I’ve really never left
here.”
Silence.
“Who is this madman?” said a nervous Dr.
Eastbrook.
I stepped forward, shaking off the hands
of the Blues, who, too, were startled. “Allow me,” I said. “Dr. Eastbrook,
this is Herman Melville.”
***
Those words sounded bizarre even to me.
But in recent years—in recent days—I had become very accustomed to
seeing and hearing things that made no sense.
And, as I discovered not too long ago (to
my sorrow), some of those things I saw and some of those people I saw
were but characters from my memory and imagination, people brought to life by
the drugs that Dr. Eastbrook had secretly and successfully given me.
But this vision—or memory—or whatever it
was—seemed surpassingly real. Herman Melville was dressed in nineteenth-century
clothing and looked as he did when he published those first two books, Typee
and Omoo, books based, somewhat, on his own adventures in the South
Seas.
We all just stood there, looking at one
another, our eyes moving from one person to the next. And then back again.
Finally, Melville broke the silence.
“I’ve been listening a little while, and I don’t really understand what you
were talking about. But I did hear the slap; I did hear the
threat to do even more harm to this young girl,” he said. “And I want you to
know that I will not allow it.”
A hint of a smile returned to Dr.
Eastbrook’s face. “And just how do you propose to stop us?” he said. “A girl. A
ghost … if that’s what you are … opposing an adult—and these two stalwart young
men.” He pointed to the Blues.
“Your sons,” I repeated.
He whirled toward me. “Yes, my sons!” he
cried. “But no one else will ever know about it.”
“I wouldn’t be so sure of that,” said
Herman Melville calmly as he removed a whaling harpoon from behind him. And at
that moment a couple of other doors opened, and in came William Godwin, Mary
Shelley, James Fenimore Cooper, and (last of all) the huge nameless creature
created by Victor Frankenstein, my ancestor. And that creature, I should remind
you, was … is … always will be? … eight feet tall. And quite ugly. But at that
moment he looked to me to be the most handsome man who ever lived.
The Blues apparently had seen enough.
They both turned and sprinted, screaming, for outside. But the creature, who,
as Mary Shelley tells us, could run extremely fast, quickly pursued and caught
them, returning to the room, each one dangling like a shopping bag from his
enormous hands. Neither bothered to resist.
The creature spoke: “These two rascals
have had an alteration in their plans of escape, and have returned so you can do
to them what you will.”
The Blue with the bandage yelped:
“Frankenstein doesn’t talk like that!”
Mary Shelley stepped forward, her red hair
gleaming under the overhead light. “His name is not Frankenstein,” she said.
“In my book I gave him no name—and for a very specific reason.”
“Frankenstein was the name of the young
man who created him,” I said. “Victor Frankenstein.” I looked over at Mary
Shelley, who was smiling at me. “And,” I went on, “if you ever read the
book—which doesn’t seem too likely right now, does it?—you’ll see that he does
speak in long, complex sentences, not in the grunts and moans you have
probably heard in the movies.”
Mary Shelley was now smiling even more
radiantly.
“So now what?” asked Dr. Eastbrook.
“Someone will call the police? And you’ll all live happily ever after?”
“Not a bad plan,” I began to say, when I
heard the front door open again. And in walked Gil Bysshe, dear Gil who, just
months ago, had died at Niagara Falls.
All my lights went out as I felt myself
slump to the floor.
***
“How long have I been out?” I asked
Father, who sat on the floor, holding me in his arms.
“Not all that long,” he said. “Maybe ten
minutes.” I thought I heard a catch in his throat. “You had me very worried,
Vickie.”
I felt some tears bubbling in my eyes.
So I struggled to sit up.
“How did you know?” I asked.
“I thought you’d been in here too long,”
he said, “so I left the car and hurried over.”
“Was anyone else here?”
“No. Dr. Eastbrook and the others had
left—in a big hurry, I’d guess.”
“Hmmm. Anyone else?”
“No.” He looked at me. “Was there someone
else? I did think—”
“Think what?”
“I did think I felt some … movement … in
the house. But I didn’t see anything. Why do you ask? Was someone else here?”
“I’m not sure,” I said. And I was being
truthful. Had I had visions again? Were there actually ghosts in the house?
“Anyway,” said Father, “if you’re feeling
up to it, we’d better get out of here.”
I said I was all right.
Father looked around. “What happened to
the device.”
“That’s a long story—I’ll tell you when I
get to the car.”
And so I did.
***
We were sitting in a McDonald’s parking
lot, sipping soft drinks. Silent.
“So now what?” he asked.
“I have no idea, Father.” I sighed. “I
think our only option is to head back home.”
“I was really hoping you’d say that,” he
said. “This has become very, very weird.”
“Maybe we can figure out our next move
there,” I said. “And—I don’t know—I just feel safer when I’m not in a cave or
on a strange island being threatened by giant twins.”
Father looked at me and smiled.
“Me, too.”
From Blue Boyle
My head still hurts. Was that monster
real?