Here's the text of that speech--a little long, I know: Deal with it! Oh, and I am so grateful for WRA student Hunt Hearin, a talented pianist, who played for me that day, making my sorry self sound halfway decent.
Daniel Dyer
Western Reserve
Academy
Morning Meeting, 10
November 2008
I
lured my wife here with … well … with a little white lie. She would never
have come if I had told her that she
was going to be the focus of my Power of One talk. But so she is. And now she can’t leave without drawing
attention to herself—which she never likes to do. Sorry, J …
Shall I tell you a story?
It
was the summer of 1969. July. About a month before the Woodstock Festival
and all that Sixties’ hopefulness about how we’ve
got to get ourselves back to the Garden … Richard Nixon was in the White House—he’d
defeated Sen. Hubert Humphrey that past fall.
The United States was
bogged down in a war in Vietnam . The big movies that year: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (a James
Bond film), Alice’s Restaurant. On TV the top three shows were Laugh-In, Gunsmoke, and Bonanza. Still in the top twenty … The Beverly Hillbillies.
The best-selling novels in steamy 1969 were Philip Roth’s Portnoy’s Complaint, Mario Puzo’s The Godfather, and Jacqueline Susann’s The Love Machine.
Just
that past winter, the Browns had lost the NFL Championship game; the Indians
were in the middle of a miserable season, a last-place finish in the American
League East, 46½ games out. The
Cleveland Cavaliers did not even exist;
their first season ever as an NBA expansion team was a year later, 1970–1971.
That
summer of 1969, I had just finished my third year of teaching. Aurora
Middle School . Aurora ,
Ohio . Seventh grade English—no, “Language Arts,” we
were calling it then. That summer I had decided
that I would take another couple of courses in graduate school. I’d started work on my master’s degree over
at Kent State
University , just a dozen miles away
from my Aurora
apartment, a tiny single-room-with bath—no shower. My bed folded inside the couch. After I pulled the bed out, there was hardly any room at all to move around the apartment. It was a room much smaller than the smallest
room in The A. My rent was $110 a month
plus utilities. It was home.
And in
that home I was lonely. A couple of years earlier my parents had
moved out to Iowa to teach at Drake University.
Both of my high-achieving brothers, older and younger, were at
Harvard. My little brother was an
undergrad; my older was working on a Ph.D.
(He never finished his! Ha!) I
was teaching seventh graders about subjects and predicates, action verbs and
linking verbs, trying to keep them from killing one another at recess, trying
to shovel a pathway through the snowdrifts
of papers that obstructed my life every week.
I taught six classes a day. About
200 students. I was busy. Tired.
Stressed. Poor (my salary that
year was $7062.93).
And lonely.
Very lonely. At age 24, I was definitely no “love
machine,” not a functioning one anyway.
I was broken down, out of gas, ready for the junk heap—so much so that I
had just about given up hope of ever finding anyone. Back in my own school days, I’d gone with a
girl for a long time—from seventh grade through spring break of my freshman
year in college. When she dumped
me. An old story. Another guy.
I cried for a while—oh, about five years
or so.
I’d
had a few random dates since then, but nothing really steady—not even in
college. And since I’d graduated and
started teaching, I’d had even fewer dates.
Once or twice I went out with a young woman who is now the aunt of Alison
Monroe. She was great—but she was living
far away. I rarely saw her.
At Kent State that
summer I wanted to take some sort of course in American literature—one of my
loves in the literary world. But the
course I wanted—whatever it was—was full.
Closed out. All that was left was
a course in American Transcendentalism—not my favorite period. Lots of Emerson and Thoreau and Bronson
Alcott and Margaret Fuller and other 19th-century folks with big
vocabularies and no sense of humor at all. Oh well.
I went ahead and enrolled.
On
the first day of class that June—as was my custom in those lean and lonely
bachelor years—I was watching very, very
closely as the women entered the
classroom and took their seats. Some
were as old as my mother (generally not a good plan); some were with their
boyfriends (buh-bye); some were, well, pulchritudinously challenged. But one—oh, yes! one!—now, she was different.
In
the days that followed I listened to her in class, recognizing hers as a
special intelligence. (Okay, I also
thought she was hot!) But I already
understood that making a move on her would be foolish. Self-destructive. Psychological suicide. I’d made that mental calculation—the one all
guys make (don’t we, guys?). We look; we
evaluate; we calculate; and sometimes we realize that this person, well, is beyond
us. And so, to save face, to prevent
from tearing that flimsy tissue of early manhood’s self-respect, we step back;
we don’t even try. Better to remain at a
safe distance than get too close and feel rejection’s sharp blade once more slicing
between our ribs, probing for that trembling, vulnerable heart.
I
never saw her outside of class, either.
There were two ways to exit the classroom building, and she never went
out the way I did. Never.
Until
that once …
Yes,
one day in mid-July, I am trudging out the door, alone, when I feel someone fall
in step beside me. I look over. It is she.
For a moment, my heart hits its pause
button, then punches fast-forward. She looks back at me. Me! I damn near pass out. But as we step out into
the sun—oh, that auspicious sun!—she speaks.
To me. “Could you tell me,” she says, “where the
library is?”
I
gulp. Then say the smartest thing I’ve
ever said in my life, before or since.
“Sure,” I croak. “I’ll show you where it is.” And off we go, together, toward the library,
where, I will learn later, she’s already been going every single day after
class. Realizing that I am profoundly
dense, she’s taken the first step herself—a move my poor, poor psyche is incapable
of even imagining, much less performing.
Fast
forward one week. Our second date. It’s July 20th, her 22nd
birthday. It’s near midnight. We are standing in her family’s living room
down in Akron ’s Firestone Park . Her parents—finally!—have gone upstairs. She says to me, “You know, I just got out of
one engagement”—yes, she recently broke off with her college boyfriend; lucky
me—“but,” she continues, “if you asked me to marry you right now, I’d say ‘Yes.’”
Pause. Talk
about a Sadie’s question!
Pause. I’ve
known her only a week!
Pause. This is
insane!
Pause. Insane,
yes … but being alone? That’s more insane.
And so
I utter those immortal words, those eloquent words for all the ages, that
lyrical mellifluous sentence that would have caused Shakespeare himself to bow in admiration. I say … Let’s
do it. (I sometimes joke, telling
this story, that she’d misunderstood me—by Let’s
do it, she’d thought I meant Let’s get married.)
And exactly
five months later—December 20, 1969—we were
married. So … next month we will
celebrate our 39th wedding anniversary. And Joyce
Coyne—yes, that was her name—has been the single greatest influence in my
life. The Power of One—in this case, a
manifold power, an enormously transformational power. Let me list—quickly—what I’ve learned from
her … what I owe to her.
• I
learned from Joyce how to work
hard. Until I met her, I thought I did work hard. I didn’t.
Joyce never—I mean never—wastes time. If I didn’t drag her off to the movies or a
play or a concert on the weekend, she would sit up in her study, reading,
writing, wrestling with words and ideas until sleep finally defeats her. She is
focused, determined, self-disciplined to a degree I’ve rarely seen.
• I
learned from Joyce how to be more
patient. She will laugh at that one,
tell you I’ve got a lot more to learn.
She’s right. But I’ve seen that
patience in her scholarship and writing; I’ve seen it during our son’s
childhood (she was, simply, just the best
mother); I’ve seen it in her teaching (she taught AP English here from
1979–1990—her picture hangs in the upstairs hall in Seymour—and since then she has
been Professor of English at Hiram
College). I saw her patience when she
dealt with her father’s cancer, her mother’s Alzheimer’s. I’ve
seen it in her boundless patience
with me.
• I
learned from Joyce—am learning from
Joyce—some of the most valuable things I know about writing. She reads my every word before anyone else
does—except these!—always cradling in one of her gentle hands my fragile ego;
in the other, a scalpel.
• I
learned from Joyce how it feels to have someone absolutely believe in you. It’s the most
liberating feeling there is, to know—to know—you
have an ally in life. A permanent one. Someone who gleefully hops in the car with
you—as she does each summer—to go visit the homes and graves of famous dead
writers, to drive to Stratford, Ontario, to see a week of Shakespeare plays, to
hang out in a bookstore, to … well, you get the picture?
• I
learned from Joyce about forgiveness.
About how hard it is. How
rare. How essential in this world full
of imperfect creatures. Some of you know
that Hawthorne story “Young Goodman Brown,” about the young man who discovers
the sins of his family and friends and neighbors and just can not forgive them. And so he lives a long and unhappy life. Do you remember the words that end that
story? [T]hey carved no hopeful verse upon his tombstone, for his dying hour
was gloom. If you can’t forgive, you
see, your laughter drowns in the acid of bitterness.
•
And, finally … hey, I could go on for a long time about this … I learned from
Joyce the vast, unlimited dimensions of love.
She embodies, for me, what poets have said for centuries—that love has
no end, that it has the power to transform, that it illuminates the darkness,
glorifies the daylight, heals the wounded heart, soothes, comforts, makes bearable
those moments that threaten, that injure, that damage, that sadden and depress. When you are loved as I have been for thirty-nine years, you believe—even while staring
into the grim face of death itself—that you are immortal.
**
And
now … the silly part …
Tomorrow,
I will have a birthday. I will be
sixty-four. And so before I’m sixty-four, I want to enlist the talents our own gifted Hunt
Hearin—and I want to apologize in advance to your ears as I serenade—in gratitude for her astonishing Power of One—Joyce
Dyer.
SING:
“When I’m Sixty-Four” (The Beatles)
When I get older losing my
hair,
Many [hours] from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine?
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
[Tomorrow] When I'm sixty-four?
oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
You'll be older too, (ah ah ah ah ah)
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.
I could be handy mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride.
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
[Tomorrow] When I'm sixty-four?
Every summer we can rent a cottage
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck, and Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, Wasting Away.
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
Whoo!
Many [hours] from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine?
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
[Tomorrow] When I'm sixty-four?
oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
You'll be older too, (ah ah ah ah ah)
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.
I could be handy mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride.
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
[Tomorrow] When I'm sixty-four?
Every summer we can rent a cottage
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck, and Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, Wasting Away.
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
Whoo!
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